War balloon

Danchel Warblin, the illegitimate love child of a promiscuous sailor and a melancholy tree dryad, is truly a riddle wrapped in an enigma encased in a thin layer of greasy Perspex.

Danchel, raised by a pack of wild mountain goats, earned the title Professor after decades of research at the prestigious Under Water Academy. Majoring in Professional Procrastination and Belly Button Contemplation, Professor Danchel skyrocketed to superstardom after a ground breaking discovery that led to the evening news being replaced by the Seinfeld theme tune.

Not long after the international success of Danchel’s world tour, “It's just the Vibe”, The Professor's private life fell under public scrutiny due to the unfortunate discovery of Danchel's one webbed toe. 

As a result, Professor Danchel fell into an unbridled turmoil and lost everything in a high-risk game of Grass. Now, it is the quiet life that beckons. And so Professor Danchel  now lives the dream quiet life in the countryside collecting the hair from public shower drains and squatting in abandoned factories surrounded by many pet poodles, schnoodles, bordoodles, and cockapoos.

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